The Mad King of All Chaos

Moo ^o^

2006-08-10T22:36:15Z

the Cutting Edge
(66% dark, 42% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi

The 3-Variable Funny Test!

- it rules -

If you're interested, try my best friend's best test:
The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on darkness
You scored higher than 99% on spontaneity
You scored higher than 99% on vulgarity

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

chaosdemonking @ 2006-07-08T22:09:00

2006-07-09T05:11:46Z

STOP being an asshole. >:|

chaosdemonking @ 2006-06-07T02:56:00

2006-06-07T10:08:45Z

Stolen from Sim

Supposedly, if you get over 50 points, you're a bad kid.

1) smoked
2) consumed alcohol
3) slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4) slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5) made out with someone of the opposite sex
6) had sex
7) had someone in your room of the opposite sex
8) watched porn
9) bought porn
10) done drugs
TOTAL: 6

11) taken pain killers
12) taken someone else's prescription medicine
13) lied to your parents
14) lied to a friend
15) snuck out of the house
16) done something illegal
17) cut yourself (Only once on accident, and I need to cut my fingernails x___x;)
18) hurt someone
19) wished someone to die
20) seen someone die (Nope, only heard)
TOTAL: 6

21) missed curfew
22) stayed out all night
23) eaten a carton of icecream by yourself
24) been to a therapist (The fuck is bad with that? O_o Everyone should.)
25) been to rehab
26) dyed your hair
27) recieved a ticket
28) been in an accident
29) been to a club
30) been to a bar
TOTAL: 3

31) been to a wild party
32) seen the Mardi Gras
34) had a spring break in Florida
35) sniffed anything
36) wore black nail polish
37) wore arm bands
38) wore t-shirts with band names
39) listened to rap
40) own a 50 cent cd
TOTAL: 4

41) dressed gothic
42) dressed prep
43) dressed punk
44) dressed grunge
45) stole something
46) been too drunk to remember anything
47) blacked out
48) fainted
49) had a crush on your neighbor
50) had someone sneak into your room
TOTAL: 2

51) snuck into someone else's room
52) had a crush on your best friend's sib
53) been to a concert
54) dry humped someone
55) been called a slut/player
56) called someone a slut/player
57) installed speakers in your car
58) broke a mirror
59) showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
60) brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush
TOTAL: 4

61) consider ludacris your favorite rapper
62) seen an R rated movie in theaters
63) cruised the mall
64) skipped school
65) had an eating disorder
66) had an injury
67) gone to court
68) walked out of a resteraunt without paying
69) caught something on fire
70) lied about your age
TOTAL: 4

71) owned an apartment
72) cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend
73) cheated with someone
74) got in trouble with the police
75) talked to a stranger
76) hugged a stranger
77) kissed a stranger
78) rode in the car with a stranger
79) been sexually harrassed
80) been verbally harrassed
TOTAL: 2

81) met face to face with someone you met online
82) stayed online for 12 hours straight
83) talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
84) watched tv for 12 hours straight
85) been to a fair
86) been called a bad influence
87) cursed
88) prank called someone
89) laid in the bed with someone of the opposite sex
90) cheated on a test
TOTAL: 9

91) cheated on homework
92) held hands with someone of the opposite sex
93) been pushed into a pool
94) played pool
95) watched 5 hours of mtv straight
96) had a crush on someone 8 years older than you
97) had a crush on someone younger than you
98) wear eyeliner
99) skinny dipped
100) laughed at someone who was seriously hurt
TOTAL: 5

Grand Total: 45

Awwww... Just 5 more...

LOLROFLMAOECKSDEE

2006-05-06T17:17:01Z

I laugh.
All I can do is laugh.
All I can do is laugh as I observe all.

"I need to watch things die... from a good safe distance
Vicariously I live while the whole world dies"

All crimes should be treasured if they bring thee pleasure somehow

2006-04-16T05:00:02Z

Time to rush another whole essay in less than a day! :D

Blah, so blah lately. ~.~ It's been a slow... 2 days. XD

So much crap on TV... must start watching my anime. x__x

....That kid from Naruto has quite the tongue... F)

*picks up a Kuribo and chews on it* ~_~

And because this can't fit in the fucking mood line:
I shall deal with all fools who stand in my path accordingly.

chaosdemonking @ 2006-04-09T15:44:00

2006-04-09T23:11:43Z

Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song titles that come up to answer each question. NO CHEATING.

How does the world see me?
AC/DC - Back in Black

Will I have a happy life?
Revolutionary Girl Utena OST Infernal Clock Municipal Orrery - Orpheus (O___o Dramatic organ music...)

What do people really think of me?
Queens of the Stone Age - Little Sister (Am I loli? D:)

Do people secretly lust after me?
The Hives - Walk, Idiot, Walk (O__o;;; ;_;)

How can I make myself happy?
Outlaw Star OST I - Uneasiness (;____;)

What should I do with my life?
Guilty Gear XX The Midnight Carnival #Reload OST Korean Version - Redemption(Character Select) (O___o ...*selects Sol Badguy!* >:3)

Will I ever have children?
Revolutionary Girl Utena OST Infernal Clock Municipal Orrery - ~DUEL!~ The Natural Compatriot's Palace Perspective Book (Ep32) (...Buh?)

What is some good advice for me?
"Paranoia Agent" Original Soundtrack - Obsession Layer (...There aren't any words!! @.@)

What do I think my current theme song is?
My Chemical Romance - I'm Not Okay (I Promise) (..........I'M NOT AN EMO KID ;__;)

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Cradle of Filth - Cruelty Brought Thee Orchids (Cool :o)

What song will play at my funeral?
Guilty Gear XX The Midnight Carnival #Reload OST Korean Version - Robo-Ky(Sound Effect) (.....NO ;_; I want Shadows Fall - Eternity is Within to play at my funeral.)

What type of men/women do you like?
Noir OST 1 - Solitude by the Window (;___;)

What is my day going to be like?
Cradle of Filth - Twisting Further Nails (O_o)

Why am I here?
Outlaw Star OST II - Skillful (O__O)

What will people remember me for?
Marilyn Manson - Man That You Fear (...That is both creepy and badass. o__o)

What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
The Hives - Knock Knock (It's already STUCK! @.@ Hives = catchy <3 er... NOT IN THAT WAY ;-;)

Are there people outside waiting to take me away?
Hellsing OST Ruins - SKY OF GOD MASTER (o_o;;;?)

What will this year be all about?
Flaw - Inner Strength (:o!)

[EDIT] Oh yeah. Fuck you, WMP10. >:|

Moo

2006-04-07T05:49:54Z

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chaosdemonking @ 2006-03-31T01:21:00

2006-03-31T09:34:06Z

What type of Fae are you?

You must pay 1000 lifepoints for me to attack. :(
But I'm good DDVoM bait. >:3

chaosdemonking @ 2006-03-22T08:17:00

2006-03-22T16:40:38Z

Wee~ meme-whoring~

1. If I were a month, I'd be: November
2. If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday
3. If I were a time of day, I'd be: 1 AM
4. If I were a planet, I'd be: Saturn
5. If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Leviathan
6. If I were a direction, I'd be: West
7. If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: An elegant and beautiful queen's bed
8. If I were a sin, I'd be: Wrath
9. If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Maybe one of the Pharaohs
10. If I were a liquid, I'd be: Chocolate milk
11. If I were a tree, I'd be: Redwood
12. If I were a bird, I'd be: Roc
13. If I were a flower, I'd be: Rose
14. If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Dark chaotic night of thunder and lightning
15. If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: Incubus/Succubus
16. If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: Electric bass
17. If I were an animal, I'd be: Timberwolf
18. If I were a color, I'd be: Royal purple
19. If I were an emotion, I'd be: Mellow
20. If I were a vegetable, I'd be: Onion
21. If I were a sound, I'd be: SQUEE!!
22. If I were an element, I'd be: Uranium
23. If I were a car, I'd be: Black Hummer
24. If I were a song, I'd be: Parabol/Parabola - Tool
25. If I were a movie, I'd be: Ferris Bueller's Day Off
26. If I were a food, I'd be: Carrow's Mile High Burger, plain except with onions and cheese.
27. If I were a place, I'd be: Io
28. If I were a material, I'd be: Silk
29. If I were a taste, I'd be: Spicy
30. If I were a scent, I'd be: Roses
31. If I were a religion, I'd be: myself. >:3
32. If I were a word, I'd be: King
33. If I were an object, I'd be: a star
34. If I were a body part, I'd be: Brain
35. If I were a facial expression, I'd be: Happy
36. If I were a part of a house, I'd be: The most secluded room
37. If I were a subject in school, I'd be: Philosophy - Logic
38. If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Xellos [Slayers]
39. If I were a shape, I'd be a: Heptagon with acute and obtuse heptagrams inscribed
40. If I were a number, I'd be: 13

chaosdemonking @ 2006-03-14T03:02:00

2006-03-14T11:04:42Z

I am a A Spectral Dragon!

Hey, I took the http://dragonhame.com online Inner Dragon quiz and found out I am a Spectral Dragon on the inside.

In the war between good and evil, a Spectral Dragon tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality....
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos....
As far as magical tendancies, Magical spells come as natural to the Spectral Dragon as breathe from it's body....
During combat situations, a true Spectral Dragon prefers to defeat opponents by the use of spells and other tactics....
'
The resurrected spirits of fallen dragon warriors, Spectral Dragons usually
find no allure in the ways of mortals or 'flesh-beings.' To this end most
never possess a single gold piece. Instead, they live their unlives by a
strict code of mental and metaphysical discipline. Their bodies are honed,
focused avatars of dragon gods long-dead. They are leaders and teachers who
prefer acolytes to be mages with an intense dedication to the betterment and
empowerment of one's own spirit. However, these creatures can be fierce in
combat; because of their nature, Spectral Dragons can change form at will,
and their undead state does not mean they have no physical influence.'
The magnificent blue-and-green flames of a Spectral Dragon are said to burn
hotter than the fires of the living. In physical appearance Spectrals are
often a shimmering grey-blue-white, much like a ghost; their common form
appears similar to that of a shade-dragon. Their eyes glow one of three
colors; the eyes of the honorably slain glow a bright green. The eyes of
the murdered glow blood-red. And the eyes of the condemned, those whose
greed or hatred destroyed their bodies, glow a bright violet.
'
This Dragons favorite elements are: are rose quartz, black roses, rain, funeral
pyres, and songs sung for the dead

Kick ass~ :o
Now here's where I could have used a userpic of Underworld King Dragon Vandalgion. Damn money hungry LJ and its 6 pic limit. T_T

chaosdemonking @ 2006-03-10T23:21:00

2006-03-11T07:23:53Z

:: how nintendo are you? ::

chaosdemonking @ 2006-02-27T08:17:00

2006-02-27T16:21:16Z

You Are 24 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

Other deluded beings may say different. >:|

chaosdemonking @ 2006-02-22T23:31:00

2006-02-23T07:33:27Z

Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn

Your name:

Weapon of Choice:

Your dashing good looks

Your Favorite Target:

Cops

Your Kill Count:

1,248,000,330

Your Battle Cry:

"Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?"

Years You Spend in Jail:

How Much Money In Damages You Cause:

$15,651,734,025,370

Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 4%

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Bwaahahahahaa <3 Damn right.

chaosdemonking @ 2006-02-20T19:03:00

2006-02-21T03:33:01Z

the Observer
Test finished!

you chose BZ - your Enneagram type is FIVE.

"I need to understand the world"

Observers have a need for knowledge and are introverted, curious, analytical,
and insightful.

How to Get Along with Me

Be independent, not clingy.

*Speak in a straightforward and brief manner.

I need time alone to process my feelings and thoughts.

Remember that If I seem aloof, distant, or arrogant, it may be that
I am feeling uncomfortable.

*Make me feel welcome, but not too intensely, or I might doubt your
sincerity.

*If I become irritated when I have to repeat things, it may be because
it was such an effort to get my thoughts out in the first place.

don't come on like a bulldozer.

Help me to avoid my pet peeves: big parties, other people's loud music,
overdone emotions, and intrusions on my privacy.

What I Like About Being a Five

*standing back and viewing life objectively

*coming to a thorough understanding; perceiving causes and effects

*my sense of integrity: doing what I think is right and not being influenced
by social pressure

not being caught up in material possessions and status

*being calm in a crisis

What's Hard About Being a Five

*being slow to put my knowledge and insights out in the world

feeling bad when I act defensive or like a know-it-all

being pressured to be with people when I don't want to be

watching others with better social skills, but less intelligence or
technical skill, do better professionally

Fives as Children Often

spend a lot of time alone reading, *making collections, and so on

*have a few special friends rather than many

*are very bright and curious and do well in school

*have independent minds and often question their parents and teachers

*watch events from a detached point of view, gathering information

*assume a poker face in order not to look afraid

are sensitive; avoid interpersonal conflict

feel intruded upon and controlled and/or ignored and neglected

Fives as Parents

are often kind, perceptive, and devoted

are sometimes authoritarian and demanding

may expect more intellectual achievement than is developmentally appropriate

may be intolerant of their children expressing strong emotions

Renee Baron & Elizabeth Wagele

The Enneagram Made Easy

Discover the 9 Types of People

HarperSanFrancisco, 1994, 161 pages

You are not completely happy with the result?!

You chose BZ

Would you rather have chosen:

AZ (THREE)

CZ (ONE)

BX (NINE)

BY (FOUR)

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 20% on ABC
You scored higher than 0% on XYZ

Link: The Quick and Painless ENNEAGRAM Test written by felk on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

* - Strongly accurate

chaosdemonking @ 2006-02-20T18:59:00

2006-02-21T03:04:40Z

Click here.
Take the quiz.
Post your results.
1) What flavor of jello would chimera_zero be? Cherry, but with pink color. :o
2) Is koshkazero a college student? Nope
3) Is hinokagutsuchi a nerd? His name answers that, also now revealing that I'm a nerd because I know where it's from. :D
4) What is pichapiegal's favorite game? Hump the Koshka
5) If langley_fox and koshkazero were spliced together, what would be its name? o_o ... Miss Death Gundam Langley Custom
6) Does superjupi have a big secret? Yes, he's straight. D:
7) Is errata_sonata in a relationship? I'm not sure. :o!
8) Does risako drink? Hopefully not. :o
9) Is djfiregirl single? I don't know~ [/GIR voice]
10) What would void_soul think of langley_fox? "Youz crazeh! D:"
11) What is langley_fox's favorite band/artist? ... ;-; I'm sorry, Langley mazha. *slams head into desk*
12) Have you ever dated errata_sonata? No. :o
13) How long would michechu dating blueantihero last? .... o.o 0 days maybe. I think. XD
14) Do you have void_soul's screenname? Yup.
15) Does shinigami_ryuuk travel a lot? Not yet.
16) What video game does risako remind you of? Azumanga Daiou Advance ^-^
17) What word best describes koshkazero? .... Sezzyqueenmistressofmachines :D
18) What is azuma_hazuki's favorite movie? I don't know~ [/GIR voice]
19) Are azuma_hazuki and cherri_suga going steady? Haha, no.
20) Does ununnilium go to your school? Nope.
21) Would you wrestle selfina_hikayu in jello? Hell yes. :3 ...er.. *runs from police* ;-;
22) Is russianpixel your best friend? One of them.
23) Do you think russianpixel is hot? Yes :D!
24) Is maximshishio introverted or extroverted? Killoverted. :E
25) Which president would ununnilium be likely to idolize? Emperor of the Chibis - YES, HE DID EXIST. T.T
26) How tall is koshkazero? 5'4"-5'6"? x.x I forgot~
27) Would manatakui and djfiregirl make a good couple? I woldn't know O.o
28) What would you do if you found out muschio_x has a crush on you? @.@ er... hmmmm... no comment XD
29) Does azuma_hazuki know langley_fox? Yes, I think so. o.o
30) Have you flirted with muschio_x? Yup :o
31) Has shinigami_ryuuk dyed their hair? See 27.
32) What is pichapiegal allergic to? Her parents?
33) If koshkazero had a superpower, what would it be? Cybernetic enhancements :D <3
34) If ununnilium and errata_sonata were spliced together, what would it be like? o___o ...Something god damned freakeh.
35) What mental disorder does hinokagutsuchi remind you of? er... catatonic schizophrenia? :D;;
36) What animal does russianpixel remind you of? Hm... a fox? o.o
37) Where was selfina_hikayu born? Not telling~
38) What song/movie would you recommend to lonelydingo? Love Tropicana/Shemale Love 6
39) What would you do if rainbowhunter00 died? ... ;_; ... ;___;!!!!
40) If russianpixel were hanging off a cliff, what would hinokagutsuchi do? FUCKING BLOW SHIT UP... saving him somehow.
41) When did you last call langley_fox? I'm not paying for a international phone call. O_o x.x
42) Is ununnilium a high school student? Nope
43) Has void_soul been to your house/dorm? Nope
44) Do you have a crush on langley_fox? Nope
45) What is superjupi's favorite color? Kill :E
46) What exotic animal would superjupi like as a pet? A large gorilla dragon penguin thing.
47) Is hinokagutsuchi athletic? See 31.
48) What is cherri_suga's favorite food? Human flesh? :D;;
49) What is maximshishio's shoe size? Kill size
50) Are pichapiegal and lufian married? Nope
51) Would you make out with cherri_suga? .....Maybe. NO I'M NOT A LOLIC- *shot by police*
52) If kyouketsusha and maximshishio were siamese twins, where would they be joined? ... F)
53) Did errata_sonata break up with you? Nope
54) Is blueantihero popular? Maybe
55) What is lonelydingo's biggest flaw? Not being online enough. T.T
56) superjupi's hair color? Jupi has hair?
57) What do you disagree with lufian about? *shrugs* O.o Nothing important, I think~
58) How long have you known ununnilium? 50,000,000.54 years.. er, no, little over one or two :D
59) What animal should lufian be combined with? A soft drink cup *holds up duct tape* :D
60) How would superjupi conquer the world? Me handing it over to him when I get bored with it.
61) What languages does hinokagutsuchi speak? Simlish
62) Does superjupi smoke? Maybe ;D
63) Which of your friends should muschio_x go out with? See 47.
64) If muschio_x commanded an army, who would be his/her followers? Ten thousand angry rock lobsters
65) What would lufian do differently in your shoes? Laze in luxury <3
66) If russianpixel took over the world, who would suffer? All who oppose his wrath <3
67) Are void_soul and superjupi going out? Haha, no :3
68) Is azuma_hazuki dead sexy? Yus? ;o
69) Is rainbowhunter00 1337? Much
70) What planet should djfiregirl be from? er.. #hentai! :D
71) Thoughts on langley_fox? <3 my mazha
72) Would chimera_zero and shinigami_ryuuk look good together? Most likely not
73) Would superjupi go out with shinigami_ryuuk? Yes :D bwahaha
74) One thing you can't stand about chimera_zero? Too daymn sexy. T____T STOP IT D:
75) Is russianpixel related to you? No, sadly D:
76) One quality you find attractive in azuma_hazuki? Persistence
77) Is manatakui friends with djfiregirl? Nope
78) How many monkeys could lufian fight at once and win against? None, the monkeys would die of fear! :3
79) Where would hinokagutsuchi most like to visit? See 63.
80) If lonelydingo took over the world, who would be happy? Him and his loli harem <3
81) Would you ever date muschio_x? Maybe
82) What rank would selfina_hikayu have in a giant robot army? Queen
83) Is muschio_x related to risako? Nope
84) Would muschio_x be a better ninja or pirate? Pirate
85) How would maximshishio kill void_soul? /kill, duh
86) Does koshkazero do drugs? Just alcohol :o
87) Could you see blueantihero and pichapiegal together? BWAAHAHA, yes, though it is impossible.
88) Does shinigami_ryuuk have a dog? See 79.
89) What comic book character would shinigami_ryuuk be? *points to name?* XD
90) What do you agree with rainbowhunter00 about? Yaoi <3 and kitty boys
91) What would ununnilium give shinigami_ryuuk for his/her birthday? A giant golden monkey
92) Where did you first meet blueantihero? Shoujoai's Forums
93) What color should kyouketsusha dye their hair? Black
94) chimera_zero's eye color? MEKARA BIIMU :D
95) Where was blueantihero born? On top of GIANT MECHA WILFORD BRIMLEY!
96) Does blueantihero have a crush on cherri_suga? Nope
97) Would you set up muschio_x and chimera_zero? Nope
98) Is hinokagutsuchi an emo? See 88.
99) If koshkazero was a superhero, who would be his/her archnemesis? A penguin, an evil evil penguin
100) Do selfina_hikayu and rainbowhunter00 go to the same school? Nope

... XD

2006-02-18T23:13:47Z

Your results:
You are Deanna Troi

Hay Jupi! :D

Deanna Troi		85%
Geordi LaForge		75%
Chekov		60%
Data		56%
Jean-Luc Picard		50%
James T. Kirk (Captain)		50%
Worf		45%
Will Riker		45%
Beverly Crusher		45%
Spock		42%
Mr. Scott		40%
Mr. Sulu		40%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)		40%
Uhura		35%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)		35%

You are a caring and loving individual.
You understand people's emotions and
you are able to comfort and counsel them.

Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Test

...There's an angel thingy inside me? Ewwww x.x GET IT OUT!

2006-02-16T04:55:34Z

Your Angel is Evil and Dark Angel.She is mean and

hateful. She really needs love. WING

TIPE=like a crow ELEMENT= pain ANIMAL= bat

COLOR=purple NAME= Stephie

What kind of Angel is inside of your heart ( awesome pics)
brought to you by Quizilla

I'll sneak over into parallel. <_<

2006-02-03T01:10:11Z

After you die...
Purgatory

After death, you will exist in purgatory. It's so-so, I heard.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Muki. >:3

2006-01-29T21:55:32Z

Yeah, yeah, I'm a lazy ass. >.> *needs to post and comment more* XD

chaosdemonking @ 2006-01-24T20:09:00

2006-01-25T04:15:54Z

Wow... I have an LJ... and stuff. o.o

Now I just have to figure out how to make it look all dark, pretty, and RAWR. >:3